Friday, January 05, 2007
i was woken up by : " eh help me msg her tell her i want jennifer's number. "wtf mummy. can you not do this anymore. i prefer waking up to birds chirping, mr sun shining into my cosy bedroom, then rubbing my eyes tiredly and realising its 3pm in the afternoon and hearing milky scratching the bloody newspaper and biting the toy's freaking hair out furiously telling me its HUNGRY. i really dread waking up that early but i smell food outside. mum has got me prata and i heard the prata and curry calling out to me : " yanhuiiiiiiiiii! hurry upppp! come and eat me before we get coldddd!!!! "dang. i was like mummyyy ah, why the hell you got this for me, you know im dieting.
she went : you like it what, dont want then give milky lor. since she eats almost anything including the string too.
sarcasm noted.
milky likes to bite the waterbottle till it went sideways and the holder was not strong enough for her teeth, so a string was included to tie it firmer. but she bites the bloody string too. -.-
i can imagine her eating the prata and dipping it in curry herself. omg imagine that hilarious scene, then i'll sell it to the i-cant-rmb-the-name-of-the-show showing on channel 5 when people send in funny films and get money.then i'll be rich and i'll buy more pratas for milky.i was telling my mum and she said nonchantly : as if she'll eat your oily prata. probably fling it aside and urine on it. my mum has a stupid sense of " humour " and she thought it was funny. if milky really eats my prata and dip it into curry herself, i'll put a video up here.
she'll probably stick her whole bloody head into the curry and drown inside.
so sharlene's wish will come true, dont have to cook it in curry already and get to eat her animal stew. g.r.o.s.s.
sharlene is coming back tooomorrrow. i hope she doesn't get bomb though so we'd have our presents!
JUST KIDDING OK. gots to go! laters. :D
; best
friends* 10:02 PM
